Jack Conway's newest book, Life Sentences, was published in 2002.
His work has appeared in, The Antioch Review, The Columbia Review, The American Muse, Yankee, The Perigrine Literary Review, The Norton Anthology of Light Verse and The Encyclopedia of New England Culture, published by Yale University Press.
He is a former adjunct professor at Boston University and he is a member of the Sarah Doyle Writers Workshop at Brown University. Was It Something I Said is his first published piece in Nuvein.
He thought things were going pretty well. They had gone to dinner and then to a movie. She even agreed to come back to his apartment for a drink. He hoped she didnt mind that he ordered for her at the restaurant.
Broiled monk fish, he said. Its high in gluten. And he hoped she wasnt annoyed that he picked out dessert.No calories in Jello, he said. And he hoped she wasnt bothered that he picked the movie. Dont you just love Westerns? he said. And he hoped she wasnt upset that he bought her popcorn. No salt. No butter, he said. No clogged arteries. And he hoped she wasnt insulted when he asked her to take off her shoes before walking on his shag rug. Crushes the fibers, he said. And he hoped it didnt offend her when he slipped the coaster under her glass of cran-apple wine, when she set the glass down on his pine coffee table. Leaves rings, he said. And he hoped she wasnt uncomfortable sitting on the plastic covering that was still on his couch. Keeps it clean, he said. And he hoped he hadnt bored her by going on and on all night, talking about the frozen food business. I was nominated for the Frozen Food Hall of Fame, he said. Not many people can say that. And he hoped she wasnt disconcerted when he showed her his collection of G.I Joe dolls. Some are anatomically correct, he said.
Yes, he thought, things were going to work out well between them. He glanced at his watch. She had been in the bathroom a long time. He went to the door and knocked. Is everything all right? he asked. There was no answer. He tired the door. It opened. The room was empty. The window was wide open. Oh dear, he said. The heating bill. He shut the window behind her.